Posted 8 hours ago

nahtzen:

when you’re the first person to like someone’s response to an Anon

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Posted 8 hours ago

escapeawkward:

i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me.

(Source: biblefag)

Posted 8 hours ago

volanus:

gay4zayn:

it’s so cute how 5 seconds of summer named themselves after their career span

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Posted 8 hours ago

day-glow:

IF SOMEONE SENDS ME A LINK TO THESE I WILL BUY ALL OF THEM

(Source: puff-to-tuff)

Posted 8 hours ago

snorlaxatives:

i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks

Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago

If My Dog Could Talk

  1. Dog: WAT DOING
  2. Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  3. Dog: WHERE GO
  4. Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  5. Dog: CAN I COME
  6. Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  7. Dog: I COME TOO
  8. Dog: WAT DOING
  9. Me: I need to open this door.
  10. Dog: I HALP
  11. Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  12. Dog: I HALP
  13. Me: Sigh.
  14. Dog: WHERE GOING
  15. Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  16. Dog: CAN I COME
  17. Me: Sure.
  18. Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  19. Me: No please don't you are-
  20. Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  21. Me: No there's no room and-
  22. Dog: LAP
  23. Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  24. Dog: RIGHT HERE
  25. Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  26. Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  27. Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  28. Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  29. Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  30. Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  31. Me: I AM
  32. Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  33. Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  34. Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  35. Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  36. Me: .......
Posted 10 hours ago

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

Posted 10 hours ago

lanashiftdelrey:

walking into school

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remembering there was homework

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Posted 10 hours ago
Posted 10 hours ago

thecatsmeow90:

Working on my paper is hard on both of us.

Posted 10 hours ago
Posted 10 hours ago

spagghetto:

"I’m not mad I’m just disapointed"

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Posted 10 hours ago

dulect:

will you still love me when i’m no longer young and image

Posted 10 hours ago

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’