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handjob:

that look that your parents give you when your sibling curses

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olliekirkland:

you are the dancing queen

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adventurereceived:

zomzie:

essayofthoughts:

indigoumbrella:

essayofthoughts:

indigoumbrella:

huffpostarts:

In The Not So Distant Future, Glow-In-The-Dark Trees Could Replace Street Lights

Is that… is that even healthy?

There are sea organisms and fungi which glow in the dark and there’s fireflies and jellyfish which glow in the dark. It doesn’t do them any harm nor does it do the people around them any harm. I would say its pretty healthy, as well as it would mean more photosynthesis happening in cities which mean cleaner air.

I was just curious about how they were doing it and for some reason I didn’t think to click the link. But thanks! It makes more sense now. I was afraid it was some kind of chemical thing.

nah just genetic modification using existing bioluminescent genes. Genetics is really cool, and so is bioluminescence. I mean they’ve already made pigs glow using jellyfish genes and pigs are waaay more complicated than trees iirc. So they’re actually (i think) less likely to muck it up with trees.

In which case

GLOWY

FORESTS

GLOWY

TREES

GLOWY

EVERYTHING

(I like glowy things)

this has “fantasy magical forest” written all over it and I love it

I support these in citys

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suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

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brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

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hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:
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americxanhorrorstory:

People wondering why Jessica got the Emmy:

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womptacular:

who wore it better

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geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

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thatfunnyblog:

 

"Mom I don’t feel well I cant go to school"image

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heartbreaks:

can u get financial aid for concerts

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shelikestheboysintheband:

maccasass:

Drake’s one of us

and josh is our parents